by Chase1263070 December 29, 2013
Jewish Dave is a Jewish lad who who is 1/16 Jewish and uses the powers he gained at Jew camp as well as the Jew tool fight hoes and thots
by Gamerman69 October 09, 2019
The owner of this music school is such a dave simon. These drums are only being held together by duct-tape!
by Dave Simon April 12, 2017
This teacher is a Mr Dave
by BRUHHHHHHHHbloodyhell November 02, 2020
A rare sub-species of IT guy. Often found in a makeshift lair under a computer desk, likes apathetic lions and striped shirts. Possessed of an inexplicable urge to feed people, possibly to keep them away from his lair.
Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.
Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.
Random person: "Holy crap! What's that guy doing?!"
Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."
Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."
by eBay_is_awesome November 09, 2010