you a good one

you’re indeed NOT a good one. meaning your stupid, dumb not making sense in certain situation others would be more smart about etc.

example:
Sam:”i spent my last trying to get Ronald out of jail

liz : lol you a good one couldnt be me

by #ThatJustMakesSense May 18, 2022

bum on one's lips

See bum on your lips.

bum on your lips

by Fangsta December 15, 2003

suck my fat one

Polite way of saying "suck my cock", compatible to blow me

Your a loser.
Oh yeah, suck my fat one ace.

by -CyberPunk- February 6, 2005

two in the blood one in the mud

Sticking two fingers into a womans vagina while she is on her period and another finger into her ass. Closely related to the term, "two in the pink one in the stink"

Ya, Debbie was on the rag so I gave her two in the blood one in the mud.

by KP$ September 29, 2006

Another one bites the dust

This phrase originated from western movies/television shows. When someone got shot and fell on their Face into the dirt, they quite literally “bite the dust!!”

“He shot every single man and then the leader... !”
“Yeah, another one bites the dust!!”

by PeterPanMom February 20, 2020

Crack a Cold One With the Boys

The act of crackin open a bourbon or a beer with your boys but never ciders cause that makes you a little bitch

Bazza: Oi hun I'm gonna go over to Damo's house to crack a cold one with the boys
Shazza: Yeah alright cock head be back by ten

by thedarkmemelord May 27, 2017

On a scale of one to my penis?

A question you ask when you want to know how hard it is raining/ snowing, ect.

Billy : Hey Carol, is it raining?
Carol: Why yes Billy it is.
Billy: Oh really? How hard on a scale of one to my penis?

by YaImCool November 11, 2010