by That dude 1time January 25, 2020
Get the Alabama hot pocket mug.Bob: Man, I thought that chick was so hot, but without her friends, she's fugly.
Joe: Yeah man, she's HBP - Hot By Proxy.
Joe: Yeah man, she's HBP - Hot By Proxy.
by Famek July 4, 2009
Get the HBP - Hot By Proxy mug.Different from the classic 1 to 10 scale of rating women, or the ever popular 1 to 3 scale, the binary system is a simple choice of yes or no.
The Binary System is best used when one is on a dry streak and looking to get drunk and get laid... not necessarily in that order.
There are only two choices in the binary scale: 1. Yes, I'll fuck her, or 2. No, keep that skank away.
The Binary System is best used when one is on a dry streak and looking to get drunk and get laid... not necessarily in that order.
There are only two choices in the binary scale: 1. Yes, I'll fuck her, or 2. No, keep that skank away.
"Dude, I am pretty fucked up, so I am switching to the Binary Scale of Hotness"
"Alright man, go get your dick wet!"
"Alright man, go get your dick wet!"
by Alpha Nude Omega November 27, 2009
Get the Binary Scale of Hotness mug.When a man ejaculates between two objects to make them stick together.
(They may have run out of glue)
(Doesn't have to be an eskimo)
(They may have run out of glue)
(Doesn't have to be an eskimo)
1. Oh no, I've run out of glue. It looks like I'll have to use some eskimo hot glue to stick the pictures to my poster for history class.
2. Oh no, I've run out of paper clips. I'll just have to use some eskimo hot glue to stick my son's personal information, such as his birth certificate and social security, so he can get his drivers permit.
2. Oh no, I've run out of paper clips. I'll just have to use some eskimo hot glue to stick my son's personal information, such as his birth certificate and social security, so he can get his drivers permit.
by Gman GL January 7, 2011
Get the eskimo hot glue mug.by krew du poux January 9, 2007
Get the hollywood hot karl mug.A hot Cheeto boy is in. your school. They act like the guy version of a hot Cheeto girl. Might be gay, always has hot chips, ghetto, loud af.
by hotcheetogirl123 February 25, 2020
Get the hot cheeto boy mug.When a Mexican chick takes a mouthful of tequila, preferably Jose Cuervo, and you place your scrotum in her mouth while she gargles, resulting in a hot tub effect for your testes. A variant to the classic fuzzy warbler.
Guy 1: "Did you slay that fine Mexican mami last night?"
Guy 2: "Fuck no man, you know how easily Mexicans get knocked up, but she did give me the best Jose Hot Tub north of the border."
Guy 1: "Did you give her the ol' Jackson Pollock?"
Guy 2: "Does a bear crap in the woods and does the Pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?"
Guy 2: "Fuck no man, you know how easily Mexicans get knocked up, but she did give me the best Jose Hot Tub north of the border."
Guy 1: "Did you give her the ol' Jackson Pollock?"
Guy 2: "Does a bear crap in the woods and does the Pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?"
by Big Rabes September 5, 2010
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