Joe close

Joe close is a man that is alway late because he's dopey. His favourite saying is "dis guy" and gets annoyed with Sam for saying "bare mandem".

Leave a friend after a day out with out saying. And hasn't had a hair cut is 14 months he must be a Joe Close

by Dis.guy_ October 25, 2016

Joe

Joe Is a crazy motherfucker with an enourmous cock. When he walks down the street, women within a 500 yard radius immediatly orgasm and have hormones pouring out of their ears. Dont fuck with Joe, that hard ass motherfucker will kick your teeth in!

Did you hear about how Joe nearly killed that girl with his cock?

by ISpreadMyButtcheeksAsMikeHonch August 2, 2019

Joe

Joe is a class clown who probably went through a phase in second grade where they picked their nose and ate it. Most Joes are complete idiots, why would I say this, I say this because they go by the name Joe.

For example I know a Joe, he pretends that we made out one time while that is comepletely false, I'm gay, and even if I wasn't I wouldn't kiss such a stereotypical banana peel.

Person 1 (new at school) "Joe's hot"
Person 2 " Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Person 1 "Lol just kidding" (they weren't and now you made them feel self conscious about liking such a dickweed)

by -not a banana peel May 10, 2020

Joe

JOE MAMA!

Teacher: (calling atendance) Bobby, and Sue! Did I miss anyone?
Kid: Yeah you missed Joe.... JOE MAMA! HA!
All the other kids: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

by Joe MAMA!!! HA October 24, 2019

Joe

A super big ass black guy formed of all the bloods and crips

Guy:holy shit it's joe

joe:eats him whole then in a super deep voice*he tastes like chicken

by Damian Lucerne October 1, 2017

Joe's

A single crack rock

T: I got Joe's
Mike: I'll take 8 Joe's please

by Buddyscott501 December 15, 2018

Joe Davies

An very large bear with a great personality, Lights up a room with his shiny nose as he always has a cold. Makes everyone laugh because his face is just that funny

Joe Davies is on his way you can see his nose from a Mile away

by Anonymouskoala February 15, 2020