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We're biting for your life

What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.
Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
by QuacksO December 5, 2017
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Life

Why is there Life.
by Penguinsnoodles October 24, 2022
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Life

Another one about life..,

I was thinking how quick it goes and how it literally takes from you but then it also gives.
I’m not good at this ..,🤣🤣🤣
I’m better in person 🤣
The words come out better in person.
I’m grateful ☺️ for everything I have but the way the world is set up, it’s like it’s set up for you to fail.
People struggling in silence 🤫 some don’t even know they are struggling until it’s too late.
Maybe drugs, family issues but we put on our brave faces like everything’s okay

I’m old enough to know

I see struggles …

I can spot it a mile off, call it intuition I don’t know.
But if you’re reading this then you are out of this world 🌍 ❤️
More than you know !

Capable of more than you know and also I love you 🤟

Every person battles through something but you are like the sun ☀️
Life

Another one about life

You are like the sun ☀️
by life 🤣 March 6, 2025
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life flashed before their eyes

When certain people are so scared of death that they forget what death is and just remember everything they loved. Eventually they will die because they didn't pay attention to themselves bleeding out or their cancer
Junko Furuta's life flashed before her eyes before ultimately dying of blood loss
Most peoples life flashed before their eyes before dying
by igotitallHANDLED May 20, 2022
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portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism

Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.
by but for April 23, 2021
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Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.
Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.
by Gbreezy84 January 2, 2017
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