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fuck you, haha

this phrase is the most passive aggressive thing an individual can say. it is meant to be used in a scenario in which the individual speaking wants to inflict an insult without being too harsh.
“dude, did you really just say that about kaylee? you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me. i’ll actually murder you, you piece of shit fucking dweeb nigga. i fucking hope your mom dies. fuck you, haha.
by thatjawnfat April 29, 2019
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Wet Thank You

After intercourse with a beautiful woman, cry and say thank you to ruin your chances with her forever.
"It was good until he did the wet thank you and we went back to being just cousins."
by Dr.micuchysharri April 3, 2019
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i bread you

I like you in a non gae way.
I bread you so much!
by Matt's Baby May 17, 2018
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Why are you looking at this?

When your friends catch you with downloaded ginger midget porn on your computer.
Person 1: Pardon me kind sir, would you be as kind as to allow me to use your computer? My laptop crashed a couple days ago and I need to watch my daily dose of porn.

Person 2: Uh...Yeah... Just don't click on the folder that says Private Porn.

Person 1: As you command, my good man. (instantly clicks on Private Porn folder) (clicks on the video file)

Person 1: OMGWTFBBQ THE HELL IS THIS BRO HOLY FUCKBERRIES THIS IS FUCKING WEIRD WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS? FUCK THIS STUFF SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

Person 2: Aw crap... Well... At least now I can go define this on urbandictionary now.

Person 1: SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.
by FondleMyDongle June 30, 2015
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foo is you on sherm

what you say to someone who you think is on sherm
Guy: "Ur a stupi an ugli"
Guy 2: "foo is you on sherm"
by Annoying Piece of Shit? March 23, 2021
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You being smart

A horrendous quote used by people from boston
68% of Boston citizens said Tom Brady didn't cheat
The other 32% said " You being smart"
by Swag Elephant March 5, 2015
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you love i

You:What your favorite unreleased Melanie Martinez song?

Me:You love I!
by Dasangdfghhai HD swcuudf March 20, 2021
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