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Curse of John the Dog

The very definition of a curse. It will begin by looking into the accursed John the Dog's eyes. This curse will affect your whole bloodline by causing traumatic dreams and event throughout their entire life. John the Dog was created in a freak accident after an artist accidentally brought his creation to life, and John began to spread his
curse.
I have succumb to the Curse of John the Dog. John the Dog has curse my whole bloodline!
by Gary Peacock February 5, 2025
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john fortnite

usually somebody who is a chill guy and doesn't really gaf
by john fortnite twice removed December 15, 2024
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John

GREATEST OF ALL TIME! No other name matters. And yes, I, John Soto, wrote this.

Greatest uncle of all time.
John is the John.

His nephews this he’s the John.
by UncleJohnny November 22, 2021
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John

HOTTEST MF ON THE PLANET AND PROB DATING SOMONE NAMED HAILEY
did u see that hot mf
yeah his name is probably john
by cockman720 March 15, 2023
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Papa Johns Man

A racist former owner of Papa Johns, who is insane.
by Guy who works at Denny's December 9, 2019
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John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy: A bullet magnet who loves the Mannlicher-Carcano Rifle so much he wished he was shot by it.
"Man John F. Kennedy just loves the 6.5×52mm Cartuccia Modello."
by jimmy the boi yor January 29, 2021
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John Fetterman

To pull a “John Fetterman” means to wear casual clothes to a formal event where everyone is wearing formal clothes. A “John Fetterman” is a person who comes to formal events wearing casual clothes. Someone who comes wearing casual clothes to weddings, conferences, galas, funerals, receptions, etc. is a “John Fetterman”. Plural form of "John Fetterman" will be "John Fettermen".
At the black-tie charity gala, everyone was dressed to the nines except for Mark, who showed up in a hoodie and jeans — he totally pulled a John Fetterman!

When Sarah showed up to the wedding in sneakers and a flannel shirt, everyone whispered that she was a John Fetterman.
by Truman33 January 22, 2025
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