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A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)
John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.
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Get the John-Ellis mug.A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.
A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others. His motives are unclear - though he is clearly an agent of chaos.
Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others. His motives are unclear - though he is clearly an agent of chaos.
Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
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