Blue house blumpkin

When a blue collar worker wants to climb the ladder, he follows his boss into the port a John and gives him a blow job while he’s taking a shit.

Guy 1-“Hey, I heard that guy’s getting a promotion.”
Guy 2- “how the hell did he do that?”
Guy 1-“he gave boss man a blue house blumpkin”

by Bikejc7 July 15, 2018

Blue Black Skin

A person with gorgeous dark melanin that has a lot of blue undertones.

Jimmy: Yo, you see that gorgeous sista over there?

Jabari: Yeah, she rockin' that blue black skin!

by MakahAlioftheHabesha October 31, 2023

Blue Banana

The act of shoving a frozen banana up your ass and watching the entirety of bluey

I just saw a homeless man do a blue banana.

by Urban homeless man October 15, 2025

Blue Falcon

When you take your wife to a restaurant with a large group and you end up sitting apart from each other. Then the waiter shows up, completely over booked and takes your wife’s order but she completely doesn’t give two craps about you or your order. She doesn’t even ask you, like you’re not even there with her. So now you’re waiting till the restaurant closes before you even get your food.

What the hell, how did she get her food already? “Babe, did you order for me? What do you mean no?” Man, my wife is such a BLUE FALCON!!

by FSDII October 16, 2021

Blue Cheese Donut

Expired semen that has remained inside of someone’s rear.

“I was eating my girl’s booty and I found a blue cheese donut, man. I think she’s cheating on me!”

by WeweeSankido November 17, 2018

blue

if your favorite color is blue that means you are the most basic person in the world. Out of all the colors in the world you chose blue like shut up.

me: Hey what's your fav color??

person: blue
me: shut up

by kuromi and friends January 22, 2021

Deep Blue

DEEP BLUE (slang) A police officer with a profound life purpose over their duty to uphold and execute the law.

"He's not a regular arsehole cop, he's got a rod up his arse for justice. He's deep blue"

by Inside Left December 29, 2022