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Second Pick Friend 

That one friend who you only hang out with when everyone else in the friend group is taken and you have no one else to partner up/hang out with. Usually tends to be someone who's half funny and a little bit interesting with a single quirk that allows them to be in your friend group.
Bob: Hey Joe, wanna partner for gym class?
Joe: Nah, I'm with Rick.
Bob: Alright how about you Deb?
Deb: I'm with Alan, sorry. Guess you'll have to partner with our Second Pick Friend, Zack
Bob: Ah shit.

Girl Best Friend 

A girl bestfriend someone who never gets enough of you. Someone who is always down to link. Someone who’s always down to do whatever with you whether it’s getting your in problems or not. Someone who you can go to and talk to. Someone who you can cuddle with and have good cute nights with at the house. Watch Netflix, play games, rant......Etc. Someone who gets you and understands you. Someone who know when your not okay and when yo ask when your okay. Someone you can give with try new things with. Someone who’s special to you and just cheers you up when your around them and talk to them. No awkward shit don’t be shy or weird. Someone who you text 24/7 or as much as you can. Someone you can match with be sill with and act like your self around. Someone who’s not dry had the best conversations with you. Someone who deserves you and treats you right. Someone who will perfect your name if it’s spoken bad about. Someone who doesn’t act different in front of other people. Someone who isn’t afraid to show you off.
Y’all date? No that’s my girl best friend
Girl Best Friend by XxjquanxX March 13, 2020

that virgin friend

the one kid you hope doesn't get invited to the sleepover, normally morbidly obese, and thinks they are funny but aren't and everyone tells to bleep off
hey you know Ashton
yeah
is he that virgin friend
obviously
that virgin friend by jshssh March 18, 2020

ex internet best friend 

A person who you was close with on the internet and they betrayed you or turn into a different person
Elliot is my ex internet best friend .

Guy Best friend 

A guy best friend is Someone you always talk to and FaceTime all the time. He is someone who you tell everything to and tell him something as soon as it happens. Even if something happens you will Find your way back to each other and be besties again. A guy best friend is someone you can never stay mad at and will gets over being mad at him in like 5minutes.
Sean is Katie’s guy best friend.

helping a friend get an oil change 

A rather working-class term for jacking off.
My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.