Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.
Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?
Guy- My cat ate it smartass.
Guy- My cat ate it smartass.
by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021
Get the My cat ate itmug. indoor cats are the vaginas of people who do not want to have sexual relations outside, outdoor cats are vaginas that will have sex outside
by gettwiggywithit March 12, 2025
Get the indoor catmug. a conflict between two housemates owning separate cats, brought on by these cats not getting along. Aggressions range from petty arguments between roommates, to outright forcing one roommate to pay a hefty vet bill due because their cat gave the other person's cat fleas.
Dude, I'm sorry my cat Snuggles pissed all over your cat Tigger's food dish, but do we really have to get into a cat war over this?
by catmaster8675309 August 22, 2018
Get the cat warmug. by Honeydew.com June 28, 2021
Get the Rabid Catmug. by donthewater October 17, 2006
Get the cat slapmug. 
A person with a really hard name to make nicknames for but I've made a couple. She's hilarious and is one of the nicest people you know. No matter what you think about yourself she always tells you that you're good enough. She is pretty and you enjoy hanging out with her whenever you get the chance. If you're her friend you are most likely counting down the days until she's ungrounded. She also has a fat cat and doesn't mind sharing it with people she likes.
by maddi dog November 16, 2022
Get the ava catmug.