April 2

Ask your fine shyt to be your bf/gf

START DATING

Get that motherfucker

WILL YOU BE MY BF/GF?
GET YO MANS/GIRL ON APRIL 2

by FREAKYYYYYY.blonds.do.it.best April 1, 2025

2 in 1

When 2 men are inside a women at the same time.

"Yo, where were you last night."
- "I had a 2 in 1."

by N e v e r g o n n ag iveyouup September 3, 2021

2 mm defeater

ppl with small penises can use this line of words and mean it, but there is also ppl with BIG dicks that use it

small penis example: bro where is your dick? firend: its a 2mm defeater
big penis example: mhmm daddy its soo big. guy with big dick: yeaa its a 2 mm defeater

by sandeR_heh January 10, 2024

May 2

National kiss a guy named Ben day
(Especially if you are blond)

“ bro it’s may 2”
“Shoot where’s Ben”

by Mikey47 February 1, 2022

Christmas 2

A second christmas holliday that was started by people who wish there was more than one, and who wish for one that doesn't have a lot of materalism in it.
Christmas 2 is celebrated on June 25th, that is exactly 6 months after christmas 1 or as some people call it christmas.

What do you think you a get for christmas 2 ?

by Judge dredd7 January 5, 2012

2 fingers up

You have a really big knob

"Yeh I put 2 fingers up"
"wow you must have a really big knob"

by Hehe funny August 3, 2022

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when your bored in school and literally type everything on the keyboard except capitals

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by jkhshfdcs February 7, 2024