John Semple

The common village idiot... he nonces kiddies

Oh... it's John Semple walking into the nursery again...

by 4832 August 30, 2018

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John Tobin

A very drip tastic man whos very enthusiastic, He provides god like abilities to life and will enhance you as a person by 10x. But do be aware he is going to go on his 15 (if thats alright)<--(no longer applies)
also the handkerchief is drippy

John Tobin is a very handsome and driptastic fella

by Charles Wilam Shirkling Wizard February 26, 2022

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John

John is a disrespectful compulsive liar, addicted to smoking, usually about 5’8 curly blond hair with green and gold(hazel) eyes. Usually an asshole

You lie to much, don’t be such a John

by #1 John hater December 2, 2023

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John

Name

He is john.

by Jhoshuan May 12, 2022

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The Shitfaced John

a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.

this Rocket Palmer sure would be tasty with some Vodka. How about The Shitfaced John?

by masters of mixology September 23, 2011

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John moment

this is a term used by people for when someone, preferably by the name of John, says something or posts something that isn’t funny at all. that is when the term is used to show how unfunny your friend John is.

“dude, check this out!!”
*John shows something unfunny*
“wow, that’s an John moment.”

by Johnnotfunny2020 October 5, 2020

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