taking the cat for a walk

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend but she is not in the mood.

Male: Hey baby, do you want to have sexy?
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*

by Excessive Sharting April 2, 2017

cat

like that friend who calls you gay you don't know if they like you or not

My cat wont lick my. :(

by SUb TO WHITE FANG March 21, 2019

cat

Small animal which was popular in YouTube in 2005-2010

Do you see that wild cat?

by solakia March 5, 2020

fyoozhn's cat

it's like schrödinger's cat, but it never dies because fyoozhn isn't an evil bastard.

Wow! I'm so glad that no cats were harmed in the thought experiment of fyoozhn's cat.

by fyoozhn October 30, 2025

cat

A small carnivorous mammal made of 30% fur and 70% cat liquids.
Well known for being very squishy and liquid, the cat is the perfect companion for you, except if you are not up to fighting their sharp demon-like claws.

friend: I hate cats
you: shut the fuck up

by cat_human March 26, 2022

whoopie cat

slang for fat girl pussy

wow, look at the whoopie cat on that bitch.

by chief sit n drill March 3, 2024

cat jeans

Jeans that Thots wear with many different holes already ripped into them as if a cat attacked their pants.

Why would you pay $300 for those retarded cat jeans Tiffany?

by IAMHILL15 May 11, 2018