Penis latte

It is a type of coffee that is made a very specific way, first you would make the coffee mix as normal then, add milk or hot water (which ever you do first) once the milk or water is in, stir it thoroughly with your penis, then add the other liquid you never added first and finish it off with a fat nut into the latte to give it that look so fine and frothy. And that is the penis latte

Customer: "excuse me, waiter, may I please get a penis latte with French toast"
Waiter:"yes sir, anything else for your order"
Customer : "might you give it a little extra tug for that finishing jizz"
Waiter : "yes sir"
Customer : "this is a fine penis latte, I love the frothy-ness from the tugged jizz"

by Mysticfox7521 May 12, 2019

penis

a penis has a sad life, his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

Brayden has a small penis

by the sexiest guy on the fucking May 13, 2019

Penis

haha

Haha penis

by hurgledurgle May 13, 2019

Micro Penis

a conditiion where your dick looks like a smurf but is not blue. Scientist need a miroscope to see that dick.

You boi you have Micro Penis cuz.

by Pyscho x NIba13 May 16, 2019

penis

it what boy has 2 go pee pee or to have sex.

i put my penis in his butt and go pee pee.

by $4Life May 18, 2019

Penis Posse

A group of men that like to hang out and have group sex

He Ralph, do you want to hang out with the Penis Posse tonight?

by Zinrn March 21, 2019

Penis

a mans genitalia

“Dude my penis is so big, I bet you it’s bigger than a pickle!”

“Nah, my penis is bigger.”

by Hibiych March 24, 2019