el douche bag

Italian "douche bag". Derived from "El Duce", the nickname of Mussolini.
"I can't believe Dante would leave her at the altar. He's such an el douche bag!"
by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2004
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Secure the Bag

When a person successfully has sex with the person they're pursuing.
Guy 1: Bro, I heard you had a girl over last night. Did you secure the bag?
Guy 2: I did secure the bag. The bag was successfully secured.
by Lil_Maestro October 01, 2019
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A bag of smashed assholes

I stopped in for a spot of tea but the place smelled like a satchel of compressed ani. You know, high society crap. AKA. a bag of smashed assholes.
by offcenter April 13, 2007
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Vagina tea bag

Being immersed in face full of vagina, similiar to tea bagging but requiring a lower squat from the tea-bagger.
The tea-bagee will ideally be lying face up on the floor or bed awaiting the tea bagger who is pantsless to sit on their face.
Also often called clam-shelling.
I went out with Anna last week and after throwing me down on the bed and removing her clothes she vagina tea bagged my face so well that I could hardly breath.
by Flea77 December 13, 2011
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redneck brown-bag

Similar to "brown bagging" a girl by putting a brown bag on her head because you want to have sex with her but want to do so without looking at her face. A redneck brown-bag is simply taking a 12-gauge shotgun and removing the girl's head with it in order to rid your eyes of her bad looks
Bill: "That girl is probably great in bed but damn her face is ugly!"

Jim: "Just get your 12-gauge and redneck brown-bag her. Just get rid of that ole' head"
by LoveToSayFag August 11, 2009
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Rat bag of fuck

Noun. See also "n. fuck"
A deeply intence fucker or fuck with redeeming chacteristics of a rat.
by Sullen January 25, 2004
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Hot bag of Nickels

When one takes nickles and boils them in water and then places them in a bag of sorts, such as a tube sock. When beating a person with a hot bag of nickels no bruising will occur no matter how hard you hit them as long as the nickels stay warm.
When my kids get on my nerves I simply beat them about the face and neck with a hot bag of nickels because it will not leave a mark.
by yummysmokedham October 24, 2008
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