Hairy stalkers that creep around and have very slowwww matabilisum, they claw your feet when you get out of bed and love you when you have food and reject your sleeping for you to get up and nothing being wrong periotttttt
You:wow today was so much work I think it’s time to sleep
cat: it’s my time *dun dun dun dun dun dun dun* look and open spot *pushes thick self under small bed*
you: *walks to bed takes socks off and hears something under bed lays on the floor and looks under bed* weir-
Cat: hiyaaaaaaaaaaaa * cat scratches face much strength much muscle under flabby fat
You- ahhhhhhhhh
Cat - that’s what you get for not remembering my temtation mixups at the grocery store
cat: it’s my time *dun dun dun dun dun dun dun* look and open spot *pushes thick self under small bed*
you: *walks to bed takes socks off and hears something under bed lays on the floor and looks under bed* weir-
Cat: hiyaaaaaaaaaaaa * cat scratches face much strength much muscle under flabby fat
You- ahhhhhhhhh
Cat - that’s what you get for not remembering my temtation mixups at the grocery store
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What the move is, you take your cat, and pin it down on a flat surface, then you take your hand (in a fist shape) and slam it down on your cats ball sack. This will cause immense sexual tension with you and your cat
What the move is, you take your cat, and pin it down on a flat surface, then you take your hand (in a fist shape) and slam it down on your cats ball sack. This will cause immense sexual tension with you and your cat
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