Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

red velvet pie

The act of performing a cream pie during a woman's menstruation

Shirley-"im on my period so i was wondering if you'd like a red velvet pie"

by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic December 21, 2015

Red Wings

Tag you earned after performing oral sex on a female while she's on her period / menstruating .

Man, I wanted her so bad that I earned my Red Wings to get it.

by ZXC3233 January 26, 2016

Red Dot Rage

when a girl / lad is on her monthly flow period and always f*** angry at every single breathing or not breathing atom in our atmosphere

E.g.

AssHole 1 : Look at Jayl she look sad lets make her happy
AssHole 2 : If i were you i will not shes on Red Dot Rage
Asshole 1 : Oh.... okay ! i dont wanna die early

by MadefakaAmericano! OLie! March 12, 2016