Wonderful Baby Maker

1) Dick 2) A male's penis

I took out my wonderful baby maker and stroked it

by Ninja_Duck July 19, 2010

Baby Brown Manatee

Feces that has been developed and excreted in such a way that it has a shape similar to that of a manatee.

Your roommate as he is stepping out of your bathroom "Sorry bro, I just gave birth to a baby brown manatee"

by Ayoe March 19, 2009

baby daddy face

The look on your face after having to talk or deal with your kid's annoying and impossible father.

She just got off the phone with her son's father and looks mad, she has baby daddy face.

by DreKY November 9, 2014

baby momma haircut

(Origin: early 2000s, slang, American) A female hairstyle, chopped much shorter in the back tapering to a progressively longer length toward the front of the head; usually worn by early 20s age white girls.

My bff got a baby momma haircut, then she got her nails did.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens January 8, 2015

Bless the Baby Kitty

A phrase that is used when a statement or action is made that is so stupid that the only response that can be give in a shake of the head and to say "Bless the Baby Kitty"

Everyone is always treated fair. Response: (Shake your head and say) Bless the Baby Kitty

by AUSTAFF July 15, 2017

Hollywood Anchor Baby

Used to refer to a child born to celebrity parents seeking to secure enduring fame, Hollywood relevance or favorable public opinion.

Q. Who is Rumer Willis and what is she famous for?
A. She’s the daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. First generation Hollywood Anchor Baby.

by Old Switcheroo February 25, 2019

da baby moment

Bruh moment but better.

Mom:why is there a jar of poop in your bag?

Me:*da baby moment*

by Tsikitas September 19, 2019