Life

It's like a penis its soft and sometimes it gets hard for some people it's big for some its short.

Damn his life is like a penis its always hard

by 3dicksinmyass October 2, 2020

life

what is wrong with you?

don't you have a life?

by emily <333 July 2, 2021

suburban thug life

Doing gangster shit on the front porch of your parents house

...that's located in a gated community.

That soccer mom is selling dime bags out of her min-van. Suburban thug life at it's finest.

by viv_xlauren February 12, 2018

life

A sexually transmitted disease which is also terminal.

A: life sucks, man

B: No cap

by astrumrae December 21, 2020

a life

Something I don't have.

Person 1: "Go get a life."

Person 2: "..."

by I Lost My Brain April 12, 2022

Life

Life is a great p♡ssy who also likes p♡ssy, he's trash at arsenal, actually nice.

if you ever meet a guy named life, be aware that he likes sniffing p♡ssy's.

Life

by hireath. September 13, 2020

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025