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New York

Famous american city, also known as the non-capital of the United States. It isn't the capital of the New York State too.
-Well, Timmy, do you know wich is the capital of the United States?
-Of course, it's New York!
-Sorry, wrong answer
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new zealand mud slide

A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.
"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
by ChaoTato May 5, 2020
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New born horsed

South African slang for getting very drunk or high
Tonight we’re gonna get new born horsed.
by Deringian May 12, 2020
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News

News is instructions on a person's TV used to program their brain; propaganda.
Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!

Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
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News

News is instructions on a person's TV used to program their brain; propaganda.
Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!

Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
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Simp News

"R is simp news we all know it"
by Fayth2006 July 28, 2020
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Rylan news

Usually fake news but once in a full moon the news could be real. 99% of the time it is over exaggerated.
- wait trump is planning on postponing the election?
- idk man that seems like so serious rylan news.
by Miket325 July 30, 2020
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