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comfort fat

The 10-15 pounds of excess blubber an individual tacks on once they acquire a significant other and no longer feel the pressures of single life. In essence it is the fat obtained when an individual "gets comfortable" in their relationship.
Hey Bertha, I couldn't help but notice that ever since you started going with Deshawn your hips have gotten out of control! "Oh it's nothin honey, just a little comfort fat. Those skinny single bitches be trippin."
by Maddiebee January 30, 2016
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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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The fat Scarce meme started when John Scarce (Scarce on YT) made a face reveal video.
by tehboss_2 October 9, 2018
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Fat Poo Head

An overweight person with their head resembling faeces (FAT poo head) or a person with their head resembling a large piece of faeces (FAT POO head)
Why did you throw my ball over the fence! I hate you, you FAT POO HEAD I HATE YOU
by yers police May 20, 2021
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Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid

A line Spoken by The Narrator in The Stanley Parable/Ultra Deluxe If you stay in the broom closet long enough.
Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid, he probably only got the job because of a family connection, that's how stupid he is.
by Stanley-P July 7, 2024
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fat con

When you manipulate your family, friends, or significant other into ordering food that you like in the hopes they will not be able to finish their meal and you could eat some.
fat con
"I'm thinking about getting the shrimp parmigiana hero."
"Really? I hope the shrimp is good. Have you had it before? The calzones look delicious."
"You're not worried about how the shrimp is. You're working the fat con, aren't you?"
by Mr Yellovich July 13, 2016
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