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Urban Dictionary

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by jtartz March 13, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

A website that is supposed to be used for finding definitions of slang, or atleast it used to be. Urban Dictionary (or UD/ Urban for short) is populated by either 5th graders who think saying penis is funny as shit and associate everything with sex, 14 year old edgelords who think that society isnt needed and that anarchy is sustainable, 19 year old douchebags that can only shame people for not losing their virginity at age 15, and of course, normal people.
How to recognize modern Urban Dictionary users.

5th grader: brething is a sx mov where te woman put boobie in man fac

14 year old: Society is pointless, and exists only to be destroyed.
19 year old: A worker is a basement dwelling virgin who works for huge corporations wasting their lives away.
by buddy retard July 13, 2020
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Urban Dictionary Humor

Vulgar made up definitions often found on Urban Dictionary
person 1: ''turns out she had a massive veiny baseball bat.''
Person 2: ''that's urban dictionary humor''
by Nopersonalorsmthidk October 18, 2025
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URBAN DICTIONARY GAVEL

It is when the use of URBAN DICTIONARY makes it to higher courts including the SUPREME COURT.
Congratulations AARON as the URBAN DICTIONARY GAVEL has been called into full assignment.
by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE August 9, 2021
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urban hieroglyphics

Using emojis, or speaking in emoji terms, instead of the traditionally spoken English language #urbanhieroglyphics
#urbanhieroglyphics ie. "I heart you" Instead of saying "I love you";

💩 instead of the single word SHIT, and it is just 4 letters, or speaking the words "poop emoji" as a PC term for shit; future people will see the 💩 emoji and say "look at these urban hieroglyphics, they must have worshipped the same shit emperor all around the world. Here is another shit keychain and matching stuffed effigies"
by ideologicplane April 26, 2023
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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary website that gives you meaning and definitions for different words and weird searches e.g "qazplm" , "zxcvbnm" and some more random searches
E.g I used Urban Dictionary to search the meaning of qazplm yesterday.
by Muse Dictionary May 2, 2022
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