Word you use in place of correct word bubonic plague because of typing too fast to address an idiotic comment on social media
by The original Queen Bee June 04, 2020
When one strangles their penis and testicles at the base, causing their member to turn blue - then taking your sack and throwing it up over the top of your shaft. This is referred to as a Blue Santa.
"Brian got drunk at the work Christmas party again, after one too many fireball shots he showed pulled his pants down and showed the entire office his Blue Santa!"
by D Kay December 18, 2023
When you're hungry and have to eat food that doesn't taste good while thinking about the food you really want
Bob: I want steak but all I have is Brussels sprouts to eat
Jerry: Me too, I'm getting the basic food blues.
Jerry: Me too, I'm getting the basic food blues.
by karkar January 31, 2016
When you cum on someone’s lower back, then slap your dick in the puddle causing it to splatter like a Blue Man’s paint filled drum.
by Tim of Maine March 22, 2024
That blue haired girl named Immy that isnt that cool, charming or good. In fact she's the exact Opposite just a right mong.
by Blue Haired Gary February 19, 2022
Definition: A term used to describe a fictional market that is supposedly even deeper and more secretive than the black market, so much so that it's "blue" instead of black. This term originated from a humorous statement made by Rami Abd-Alghany of the Kafr Qara district, in the state of Israel, highlighting the absurdity of the idea.
Inspired by the events of Sep 2023 in the city of Kafr Qara, this term was coined to raise awareness for the level of corruption spread within the 'al-Sahl' area
Explanation: The concept of a "blue market" is often used humorously to poke fun at the idea of markets becoming increasingly obscure and clandestine. It's a playful way to emphasize that there's a limit to how secretive a market can be, and the term is often used to highlight the absurdity of such notions.
Inspired by the events of Sep 2023 in the city of Kafr Qara, this term was coined to raise awareness for the level of corruption spread within the 'al-Sahl' area
Explanation: The concept of a "blue market" is often used humorously to poke fun at the idea of markets becoming increasingly obscure and clandestine. It's a playful way to emphasize that there's a limit to how secretive a market can be, and the term is often used to highlight the absurdity of such notions.
"So, folks, this one talks about when Rami said that some people go to an even deeper black market, it's so black that it's blue, hence blue market. The statement doesn't make sense because a deeper black is just black and will never be blue. It's funny because a blue market sounds like a whale shop."
by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 25, 2023
When you're so used to taking it up the ass from your oppressors involuntarily any suggestion that they might not be good for you or for society at large makes you start screeching about evil commie muslims eating babies, and looking for a jackboot to lick.
by Wypipo whisperer September 08, 2020