CAT scale

A spectrum used to rate women incrementally using detriments rather than an integer inside a domain. A 1 on the CAT scale means the girl has something in her life or demeanor that warrants a negative perception equal to that of owning 1 cat (as owning a cat is obviously an easily measurable detriment to somebody's desirability). For instance, a girl being medically obese would be about 4 cats. Nobody would want to date a girl with 4 cats.

"EW Emily can't squat 225?! That's easily a 3 on the CAT scale"
"She asked me my zodiac sign right away. 2 cats right off the bat!"

by Rousate July 12, 2022

Cat Spin

When on a trampoline, it is the process of falling to your back and performing x number of spins, and returning to your back.

Also known as a turtle spin or turtling

Wow, did you see him cat spin 1440? WOW!

by The Cat's Other Pajamas February 17, 2010

Cat

The most precious things on earth. More family than friend. Cats reign supreme. Is either very angelic or a little twit that goes out the whole day and only comes back for treats. If you own cats, you better treat em like the king or queen they are. Work your ass off the serve them. Great for companionship and an asshole when you're trying to sleep.

Cat lover: "cats>dogs"
Dog lover: "ain't that the truth" *becomes cat lover*

by Guest06901 February 19, 2022

Maned Cat

A really big, floofy cat. In other words a Maine Coon.

A: OH MY GAWD LOOK A MANED CAT!
B: What-
A: WHAT KIND IS IT?!

B: A Maine-
A: OH MY GOD SO CUTE!

by dkjedfrfuerh April 22, 2021

cat lollipop

When you remove earwax with a Q-Tip then feed it to your cat.

It's slightly disturbing, but to them, it's natural animal fats and oils. It's very common for people to report their cat eats earwax. Apparently, cats have the inability to taste the bitter flavor of it.

I fed my kitty a cat lollipop.

by unidenphone July 6, 2022

Cat

Cat or cats often used by drug dealers when they are referring to a junky or some drug addict

Example

Abdi : bro Phil called he said he wanted some food (drugs)

Malik : fuck him he a cat he’ll call for the same gram tomorrow
Don’t waste your time

by Merc-cls September 4, 2021

Camper cat

A man who has been recently liberated from a long miserable relationship in which he lost his primary dwelling to. He now stays in a camper living his best life by the lake

“Bruh, did you see how happy Tom is?
“Yeah man, good for him... total camper cat”

by Jaikaye November 15, 2020