The "Lovey Effect" occurs when a man realizes that a woman previously viewed as a sexless old crone is actually quite bangable. This usually happens at about age 40. The name is derived from "Lovey" Howell from Gilligans Island. When you watched the show as a kid you thought she was like 80. Then as an adult you realize there were three good options on that island.
Dude 1 - "Bro I went to our 20th HS reunion and lemme tell you, that librarian that always broke our balls was there... I never realized she's actually pretty damn hot! The "Lovey Effect" for real!"
Dude 2 - "bro she totally worked my junk by the card catalogue senior year, but I was too ashamed to admit it at the time!"
Dude 2 - "bro she totally worked my junk by the card catalogue senior year, but I was too ashamed to admit it at the time!"
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I woke up out of my sleep to see “the jordan effect” i didn’t know what to do so i left and never came back
Others Have Witnessed “The Jordan Effect Through Messages or Even Weird Snaps.
Beware The Jordan Effect may happen to you
Others Have Witnessed “The Jordan Effect Through Messages or Even Weird Snaps.
Beware The Jordan Effect may happen to you
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