A rare medical conditon during which a man ejaculates a fine, lukewarm mist as opposed to seamen during masturbation. It permiates the surrounding air and creates a punget odor that can reach up to 300 meters. Although this condtion is prominent in persons of Indian descent, only .00045% of males are born with Penis Gas Syndrome.
Steve: (profusely masturbating)
Arjun: Steve are you jackin' it?
Steve: No dude im just- *grunts* AHHHHH...
Steve: What the fuck I just jizzed mist! I must have Penis Gas Syndrome!!
Arjun: Ah, the wafting smell of penis gas!
Arjun: Steve are you jackin' it?
Steve: No dude im just- *grunts* AHHHHH...
Steve: What the fuck I just jizzed mist! I must have Penis Gas Syndrome!!
Arjun: Ah, the wafting smell of penis gas!
by Steven Danger July 23, 2010
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hey, why don't you just say "we saw the guy that did it as he left the building with the other guy's stuff?"
because then people won't think i'm smarter than i am.
ahhh, State Trooper Syndrome then?
hey, why don't you just say "we saw the guy that did it as he left the building with the other guy's stuff?"
because then people won't think i'm smarter than i am.
ahhh, State Trooper Syndrome then?
by heterodox August 21, 2011
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by Dr. D17 October 18, 2012
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Brendan: Yah! Now he's got Black Neck Syndrome!!
Brendan: Yah! Now he's got Black Neck Syndrome!!
by Elizabeth Deerfield April 16, 2015
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This would upset all the fine decorating choices in one's home.
This would upset all the fine decorating choices in one's home.
-There's no way he's moving in with me at this point, I've got my no more closet space and my cat won't like his dog.
-Sounds like a serious case of Martha Stewart Syndrome.
-Sounds like a serious case of Martha Stewart Syndrome.
by drudad April 20, 2008
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"Dang, girl! You need to get over this New Shoe Syndrome!"
"I can't help it! I love my shoes soooo much!"
"You're wearing your PYJAMAS! WITH BOOTS!"
"But they're so cuuuute...."
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"You're wearing your PYJAMAS! WITH BOOTS!"
"But they're so cuuuute...."
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Soundcloud rapper: "Blue strips, blue strips, blue strips, blue strips, blue strips, blue strips (x20)
Person: This wigger has lil pump syndrome
Person: This wigger has lil pump syndrome
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