penis

something florian sternad doesnt have >x

lol bruh small penis

by insanepenis April 19, 2019

fake penis

A fake penis is a male body part that is not real or is imaginary. Can also be considered a dildo.

Dude, he’s literally dreaming for a fake penis.

by ur vvvv cool mommy February 21, 2019

A penis filet

When being served a porter house and they place the bone vertically so it resembles a penis.

Kelsey likes a penis filet medium well. No red.

by The Cape May Creepers February 23, 2019

stinky penis buttfucker

A guy who cannot stay faithful to their partner in a previously agreed upon monogamous relationship. Also used for assholes in a poly relationship where they are not truthful and lie about seeing others.

That guy Mike is a stinky penis buttfucker. Michelle can do better

by Baroness Kit February 25, 2019

Penis

the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

girl: give me that penis
guy :No let me stick it in you

by rammybear February 27, 2019

Peni

A very beautiful athletic girl that is sometimes sassy to others. She can act fake sometimes but still has a smile on her face most of the time. She laughs at the stupidest things ever.

"Look at how pretty Peni is"

by Aron pleather February 27, 2019

Penis

Slang or nick name for someone who is worthless at their job, and who's existence in the work place could be overlooked.

Hey, fuck you penis. Or Colt is a penis

by TwatMasterNuttSack February 28, 2019