national molly smells like a shart day

this is a day where you can tell any female named molly that she smells like a shart, because she does.

“it’s national molly smells like a shart day. molly, you smell like a fucking shart. did you shart your pants?”

by silly baka keira October 29, 2021

National dress like Adam Sandler day

National dress like Adam Sandler day lays on 11th of May. Everyone should dress drippy like Adam. <3

Why do you wear so baggy clothes today?
Because it’s national dress like Adam Sandler day!!!

by munaraelainekaiafaia July 20, 2021

national my man but not my man day

january 15th is national my man but not my man day. it’s used to celebrate your man that’s not your man YETTT

“i love my man thats not my man”
“did you know its national my man but not my man day?”
“OMG FR?!? 😝”

by iluvinitialL April 15, 2023

Every Monday is National Boob Pic Day

Every Monday your Partner should send a Boob pic, So you wake up feeling happy and not stressed that there is the rest of the week left.

*Male*: Hey honey, its National Boob Pic Day!
*Female*: Oh, Okay!
*Female* Attached image.
*Male* : Thanks babe!
*Female*: Happy Every Monday is National Boob Pic Day

by Josh from school December 29, 2022

National Stick Your Foot In A Queer Day

March 19th every year will be a celebration of homosexuality and foot fetishes. This tradition was brought to us from LA in Brunswick Oh.

Hey, Happy National Stick Your Foot In A Queer Day.

by LA JAKO March 19, 2019

September 11 national kiss a men day

September 11 national kiss a men day

September 11 national kiss a men day

by Douse 1111 September 11, 2022

National slap a bitch day December 12th

if some one is being a bitch slap them they cant get mad

*slap
person 1: wtf dude
person 2: its National slap a bitch day December 12th

by Luca_gamin November 14, 2022