Ur Mom

1. The biggest whore in history
2. The person in my bed
And 3. The cheapest slut imaginable

(Joey) Man my mom fucked three guys last night
(Tom Bradey) Shut the fuck up Joey, Ur Mom is a whore

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Evan's Mom

A MILF everyone has had their turn with
See: Cum Bucket, Cum Dumpster, Slut, Whore, etc.

Person 1: I fucked Evan's Mom
Person 2: Who hasn't

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Ur mom can be used as the last line of defense when you are on the losing end of an argument.
Scientists have proven that 90% of the time Ur mom can be an effective comeback to almost all sorts of arguments.

But be cautious when it comes to the person you use it against. For instance, if you use this to ur mom, the next thing you know, you are homeless and instantly disowned. And if you use it against your dad then I'm afraid that you are now fatherless. He probably went to buy milk.

For example, you can

1. I am quite well-acquainted with your mom / I am rather familiar with your mom.

2. I wanted to stay, but I thought you wanted to be alone with your mother.

3. How's your mother doing these days?

4. I've never met your mother but I'm sure she loves you too, just as much as we do.

5. Your mom is so ugly that her own portraits hang themselves.

by Ur Momsss June 1, 2022

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