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Hialeah Miami Lakes Senior High School 

50% Recent Cuban Migrants (All in ESOL), 25% Black Kids (Mostly Jamaican), and 24.99% American gringos who try to act ghetto or black. the other 0.01% is recent European migrants (Aimah in I-Prep).
Everybody at Hialeah Miami Lakes Senior High school is high right now.
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Springfield Township High School Administration

The Most incompetent administration known to mankind. Famous for not fixing anything in the school for 20+ years and caring more about the LGBTQ community and their public image more then the regular student
Holy Fuck the Springfield Township High School Administration is really damn incompetent they blew our whole budget on useless TVs instead of fixing the air system!

lake nona high school 

the epitome of rich white kids. a few hispanics here and there but everyone is rich. it’s probably a law that you can’t attend lake nona if your parents net worth isn’t over $5 milly. all the boys wear polos, cargos shorts and sperry’s. all of the girls wear brandy whatever thefuckville with some sort of trash designer accessory.
jack: do you know who we’re playing today?
jill: yea dude lake nona high school
jack: god damnit

West Seattle High School 

West Seattle High School is a school so liberal that the of these snow flakes. A school so filled with STD’s that condoms are handed out like the F’s at this school. A school so entrenched in PC terms that even thinking there are two genders is illegal. Our dances are a semi-clothed orgy.

Definition- Satans high school/ orgy
Guy 1 From West Seattle High School, “ Did you just fucking label me a ‘Guy’ . You fucking maga hat piece of shit. Gender is a social construct.”

Sage Creek High School 

Sage Creek is the worst high school if you are a teenager that wants to have a fun high experience. Basically is sucks ass. It’s not like a traditional high school and everyone is in one big clique. And so many people at this school are so fucking smart you wonder why you even go here. Seeing furbies on campus happens more than our sports teams winning a game. Oh and there is no football team even though we rich asf. Or cheerleaders. There is like no school spirit except for the few ppl who dress up for spirit days to hope it makes the day less depressing. This isn’t an opinion this is facts. And if your not LGBTQ your the minority. Go bobbies!
Mark: Where do you go to school?

Jason: Sage Creek High School

Mark: Ew wtf why?! Are u like a loser or something ?!

Jason: my mom made me go.. but I wanna kms.

Mark: I bet. Carlsbad best all your sports teams for the 7 years your school has been open..

Wiregrass ranch high school 

Wiregrass ranch high school is literally the worst school ever they make new rules every week everyone attending there fake including the staffs they racist and think they the shi but really isn’t. everyone should stop attending so it can get shut down . It’s a school so lame and dumb they believe shoulders will get guys hard and females are the ones that should pay the price. And peep that it’s the thick black girls that get dress coded most.PS I hate everyone there especially y’all crackers that keep saying the N word :)
Ex1: everyone to everyone wiregrass ranch high school is the worst school every .

mira mesa high school 

Mira Mesa High School, a former ghetto school in the early 2000s that somehow turned into the highest perforning in SD, thanks to the crackdown of gangs like the Asian Crips and the gentrification of the place from the high income housing projects in east mira mesa
Mira Mesa High School no longer the ghetto, SRHS the new ghetto school in North County