definitely the most beautiful man to have ever existed. former boyband member who is now an international superstar. he’s notorious for his custom gucci/ alexander mcqueen, etc. glitter suits and his beautiful green eyes
sarah: dude I busted the fattest nut last night
katie: were you watching harry styles compilations again?
known for driving their porsches into chipotle
Bruh I just drove my porsche into the lake nona chipotle. It’s okay though I’ve still got the bentley at home.
the epitome of rich white kids. a few hispanics here and there but everyone is rich. it’s probably a law that you can’t attend lake nona if your parents net worth isn’t over $5 milly. all the boys wear polos, cargos shorts and sperry’s. all of the girls wear brandy whatever thefuckville with some sort of trash designer accessory.
jack: do you know who we’re playing today?
jill: yea dude lake nona high school
jack: god damnit