Fart in the mud

Someone who is being particularly pessimistic. Similar to “Debbie downer”, calling someone a fart in the mud is just a gross way of saying your friends are being depressing.

You okay bro? You’re being a real fart in the mud today.

by Professor Reat Ard March 25, 2022

Fart choir

A once a year occurance in which people at an Italian dinner restaurant will be forced to fart in tune and create micheal Jackson tunes.

It smells like shit, must be a fart choir

by Jim Steiner December 12, 2019

Fart

A burst of invisible flames from your behind area

“Did you just fart?” Yes I’m sorry it’s gonna stink up your house 😢

by Farting definitions July 14, 2021

Chewy fart

When you accidentally secrete fecal matter, during a fart, that has a chewy texture.

When I was eating pussy, she let a chewy fart slip out.

by Birtbombdotcom May 10, 2018

fart

A fart, A betiful smell and sund. A fard will definintley make you moan for evear, the grand funding fardthers of fardmerica are; yo mama fard; yo kid farrd; yo daddy fard; fard master cool man 1212. Tank u for reeding

i farded at my mom face like a fart boosss

by sus man amoomomogus October 28, 2021

Fart Grenade

When you fart into a pair of clean balled up socks and throw them at someone.

the conversation was interrupted by mooses fart grenade.

by mu shin September 11, 2019

Hand-Cupped Fart

When you take both of your hands and cup your asshole until you fart. Then you remove your hands and cup your nose and inhale for afterburn.

Breaking News: Brian Lapis performed a Hand-Cupped Fart in the middle of his news report. Viewers at home are stunned to see his hands are wrinkled from the pungentcy.

by DeportTheMonkeys April 22, 2025