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I want to speak to the manager

The ultimate weapon used by Karen if someone didn't do the job correctly according to Karen's broken logic and lack of common sense
- Is there a problem here?
- I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!
- why?
by BrandonWasHere July 21, 2020
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i am iron man

what tony says before he sacrifices himself :,,,,(.
"i am inevitable."

"and i...i am iron man."
*SNAPS*
by @8HARGREEVES on twitter April 28, 2019
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Why am I alive?

There is a large spectrum to why this sentence is used. But there is usually the main reason :

<-> You're upset about life. You get that weird feeling around your eyebrows, the same feeling when you're about to cry. You feel you've lost everything or you can't go on. You wake up every day wondering how you're going to get through it without breaking down.

<-> A lot of people say this but do not mean it, they are simply sad for a short period.

<-> Another reason could be, a lack of dopamine, this causes low mood and sadness. It is commonly found in drug users (or addicts of any kind) and people with depression. If you feel sad all of the time you should go to the doctors or your local GP and find out why.

This is the end of this Urban Dictionary Definition, but I would like those who've come here from sadness to remember, you are worth it. You are not useless and you are NOT stupid. I've gone through a largely rough patch myself, so yes, I know how you're feeling. Trust me, it does get better, even if it's for only a minute. You will have a time where you feel better, I promise.
There's no example needed. You know how it feels and you know how bad it can be.

If major things happen in your life, mostly for the bad and you think to yourself, "Why am I alive?" please know you're loved.
by ImAGirlGeez October 8, 2019
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I kinda like you

I am totally in love with you just to embarrassed to say it outloud because it sounds creepy please date me
Ya I kinda like you
*thinks to himself*(please date me)
by S1UPA-Z January 1, 2019
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You shot I Shot

this is a game played with two alcoholics trying to get drunk with eachother. One person buys two shots for the two of them, then the second person buys two shots. This continues until you are sufficiently drunk or blacked out preferably
Hey Johnny lets play you shot I shot to get shitfaced.
by functioning alcoholic October 1, 2011
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i don't give a fuck

I don't give a fuck about you.
by Steaver370 May 27, 2004
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I have ball cancer

by donkey nuts yum balls February 8, 2022
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