Steph Curry Syndrome

A disease where you're literally on fire, no matter what. When you shoot your shot, it will go in no matter what.

1#: See that dude over there he just pulled up and sunk that three.
2#: That dude is diagnosed with Steph Curry Syndrome.

by itsyaboi2323 March 7, 2021

Wind Turbine Syndrome

Rich people distressing that their view has been ruined.

"Ever since they put the new windmill in, the view from the veranda has just not been the same. I fear I'll have to cancel the wine tasting, lest the ladies come down with Wind Turbine Syndrome."

by dowagerdutchess July 31, 2012

Penis Gas Syndrome

A rare medical conditon during which a man ejaculates a fine, lukewarm mist as opposed to seamen during masturbation. It permiates the surrounding air and creates a punget odor that can reach up to 300 meters. Although this condtion is prominent in persons of Indian descent, only .00045% of males are born with Penis Gas Syndrome.

Steve: (profusely masturbating)

Arjun: Steve are you jackin' it?

Steve: No dude im just- *grunts* AHHHHH...

Steve: What the fuck I just jizzed mist! I must have Penis Gas Syndrome!!

Arjun: Ah, the wafting smell of penis gas!

by Steven Danger July 23, 2010

Chinese Democracy Syndrome

When it takes a person a very long time to complete something that they promised to finish a long time ago.

It's taking me forever to finish this... I think I've got Chinese Democracy Syndrome.

by bungelina January 26, 2010

Dry Dick Syndrome

Having a period of getting no pussy and the only action your dick is getting is from your hand. Usually leads to excessive masturbation.

Man I haven't gotten laid in months, I'm suffering some serious dry dick syndrome right now.

by Dr. D17 October 18, 2012

State Trooper Syndrome

The act of obviously searching for more complex words to use in one's speech when more simple words will do just fine, and in most cases, work out better.

"We encountered the uhhhhh perpetrator as he attempted to evacuate the uhhhh edifice. He then utilized the egress and proceeded to uhhhhh abscond with the uhhhhh victim's paraphernalia."

hey, why don't you just say "we saw the guy that did it as he left the building with the other guy's stuff?"

because then people won't think i'm smarter than i am.

ahhh, State Trooper Syndrome then?

by heterodox August 21, 2011

Death grip syndrome

Obsessive masturbation causing desensitisation in the penis.

Only known cure is the voodoo clam

Had to hit that voodoo clam last night to cure the death grip syndrome

by Jimmythejunky January 21, 2023