Sim-drone Syndrome

Originated from the addiction to the game The Sims.

Where one acts as though they are a Sim in the game and/or plays the game for excessive hours without realizing.

Jo: Fuck! I've been playing the Sims for 3 hours! I didn't even notice!
Audrian: You have Sim-drone Syndrome.

by thirteen07 April 20, 2009

Death grip syndrome

Obsessive masturbation causing desensitisation in the penis.

Only known cure is the voodoo clam

Had to hit that voodoo clam last night to cure the death grip syndrome

by Jimmythejunky January 21, 2023

Black Neck Syndrome

someone who has received so many hickeys that it makes their neck appear black.

Jason: Woahhh did you see what Hayley did to Ryan???!
Brendan: Yah! Now he's got Black Neck Syndrome!!

by Elizabeth Deerfield April 16, 2015

Martha Stewart Syndrome

When a person becomes so set in their ways that they cannot tolerate a partner moving in with them.
This would upset all the fine decorating choices in one's home.

-There's no way he's moving in with me at this point, I've got my no more closet space and my cat won't like his dog.

-Sounds like a serious case of Martha Stewart Syndrome.

by drudad April 20, 2008

State Trooper Syndrome

The act of obviously searching for more complex words to use in one's speech when more simple words will do just fine, and in most cases, work out better.

"We encountered the uhhhhh perpetrator as he attempted to evacuate the uhhhh edifice. He then utilized the egress and proceeded to uhhhhh abscond with the uhhhhh victim's paraphernalia."

hey, why don't you just say "we saw the guy that did it as he left the building with the other guy's stuff?"

because then people won't think i'm smarter than i am.

ahhh, State Trooper Syndrome then?

by heterodox August 21, 2011

Steph Curry Syndrome

A disease where you're literally on fire, no matter what. When you shoot your shot, it will go in no matter what.

1#: See that dude over there he just pulled up and sunk that three.
2#: That dude is diagnosed with Steph Curry Syndrome.

by itsyaboi2323 March 7, 2021

Topless Breast Syndrome

The inability of certain individuals to wear a shirt or top in both public and private life. Victims of this unusual condition feel compelled to go topless, and includes both male and female. To date there is no known cure. Sufferers are encouraged to either hide from public scrutiny or cash in on their new found talent...

Wow, look at that chest. She's obviously suffering from topless breast syndrome.

by Kirrock63 October 2, 2009