Gooning red

Gooning red is a state of the gooning cycle only achieved by the master gooners, as it is the point where you have gooned so hard that the semen comes out pink or red in colour due to blood mixing with it from intense wanking over the course of a long period of time.

Holy shit… That femboy porn got me gooning red the other night, dude. I’ve never pulled it off before. i can’t believe i did it.

by I’m Not Black. August 23, 2025

Sky Red

When the homies text “sky red” in group chat it means smoke sesh in the basement

Yo Chase is the sky red tonight?

by marvinsroom69 March 17, 2021

Red

The stupidest color in the alphabet, often used for dumpsters and other trash related things. Red is usually referred as the worst color in the madden franchise, as blue is considered worldwide as a superior color

Example:

“Look at me I’m stupid and red I’m the best ooohhh”

“No red, blue is a much better color, now go back to paw patrol, a new episode just came on”

by M9KShotgunxXPloopaPig794 March 19, 2021

The Red Lobster Dream

The Red Lobster Dream is an extremely significant sign that the Red Lobster has visited you at night. You and the other person in the Red Lobster Dream have been caught in the claws of the Red Lobster's curse.

"I had a dream we were at Red Lobster together"
"Fuck that's the Red Lobster Dream"

by GrunglePuss January 11, 2024

red controller

you seriously looked this up lmao

don’t be a red controller

by your mom lmao gotem April 30, 2020

Red Rover

Two players get on opposite teams. The first team agrees to call one player from his/her bluff that they won’t break the chain. The person called out on their bluff runs to the other chain and attempts to break the chain (formed by strong sneaky links). If that player breaks the link, he/she then chooses which side to be on and that person and (the player) remain on the chosen team. Until all plays have been made. May the best players win. Up to 10 players & some games go up to 30 players.

Girl he said I was the only one and he’s not out here in the streets anymore, I know his ass lying, I told him “Come on over, Red Rover” because I know we aren’t going to stop dating other people until he’s married. Haha

by Yourgrandmotherspseudonym July 6, 2021

Marly Red

A Marlboro red

Also known as Marlies and M Reddas

Pans: hey man you want a Manny?

Scott: fuck off mate I picked up a black market pack of Marly reds

Marly Red

by Spuddy Bruv July 11, 2025