One Eight Life Crisis

You are considered to have a "One Eight Life Crisis" when you have had a nervous breakdown between the ages of 10 and 20

"I'm having a Nervous Breakdown"
"But you're only in high-school!"

by Mandielanious May 12, 2004

Air-Force One

A member of the black community, obsessed with Air-Force One shoes, who cannot seem to keep a hold of his/her Air-Force One medallions.

Sean: Hey Steve.
Steve: Yeah?
Sean: Found another Air-Force One.
Steve: lolniggerzLOLrolf
Sean: Yeah man, seriously.

by manupod April 10, 2008

2 guys one sandbox

The most painful video about a guy getting a dildo shuved in the head of his dick

Jack"go watch 2 guys one sandbox"
Jim"okay!*watches video"
Jim cries for the next two days thinking about it.

by 666jackass666 June 30, 2016

One eyed marlin

When a man deposites a pearly white steamer into the eye of an unsuspecting skank and she covers her eye and is fish hooked simultaneously

After a night of serious drinking and rock bottom trivia... GiGi walked in on Ben giving Margo a one eyed marlin.

by Mason127 March 9, 2010

tending ones' patch

tending ones' marijuana crop

nurturing where one gets' money (oasis, etc)

tending ones' patch is important, until the end!!

at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch

tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

Infinity Less One

Intensely awesome Hamilton, New Zealand band consisting of 3 extremely talented and handsome young men. No proper recordings yet but will soon become famous, no doubt.

Guy 1: Heard of Infinity Less One?
Guy 2: Yes.
Guy 1: High 5!

by EyesLoveCam3ron April 27, 2011

One Night Cam

A one night stand on webcam.

Cam sex.

You finger/jackoff on cam then you never speak of it again...

Tom: My friend Tina was talking to me last night...it was kinda late and somehow we ended up doing stuff over cam...
Ben: So it was a one night cam then?

Tom: She lives in Scotland. I'm never gonna see that chick again!

by Piggayy May 3, 2010