Big Dirty

An enormous and/or monstrous poopie that is taken in the morning after a long days digestion.

To best encourage a successful Big Dirty one must recite "Big Dirty" multiple times. How loud one can say "Big Dirty" is up to the speakers discretion. This repetition can also be used to invite others to perform a successful Big Dirty.

Reciting "Big Dirty" can also be used to set an uncomfortable tone in any crowded restroom, public or private.
Stall 1: "Big Dirty, Big Dirty, Big Dirty"

Stall 2: Inhabitant leaves the restroom due to uncomfortable atmosphere.
by The Big Dirtier November 13, 2010
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Dirty Dana

When you take a girl out to a nice dinner, see a show, and pay for everything. Then the woman takes you back to her place, where she reveals that she is a zombie den-mother, and you proceed to beat her down with your cutlass. Because you are a pirate, and you never leave home without it. The remainder of the zombie horde is then destroyed by your vampire army.
Dude, that bitch was a total ice queen. But I pulled a Dirty Dana on her, and she shut up real quick.
by The Pirate King July 11, 2008
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dirty d

Pootie Tang: Dirty D, you a baddy daddy lammie tai tebby chai!

I'm Dirty D dammit!
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Dirty Sanchez

The real dirty sanchez is when after lovingly cuming in your girl's ass you insert your finger in her pooper and remove cum mix with poop and place it carefully on the upper lip of your loved 1 looking like a well drawn mexican mustache, also known as a "DIRTY PIER" in europe for the resemblance to a french mustache "Pier" and cause they stink, but; almost always welcome when is tastily done.
My girlfriend loves dirty sanchez, but my wife not so much!!

by ferjll October 24, 2007
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Dirty Bird

Hammering a girl in the ass who is not your girlfriend, then returning home and coercing your girlfriend into sucking your unwashed penis.
My woman done pissed me off so I issued her a dirty bird using her grandmother's ass.
by Butter B. Bean May 03, 2003
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dirty 7

this is a sexual pleasure in which a man inserts the index finger of either hand into the butt hole of a woman. Once the finger is inserted, the man then bends his finger into a hook or (7). Once this is accomplished, the man then rotates the 7 back in forth pleasing the woman. Once she has been pleased to her fulled ie orgasm, the man then removes his finger without breaking the seven. After the finger is securely out of the butt, the man then stamps the 7 on the forehead of the woman, letting her know what just occurred.
try the dirty 7, if you twist hard enough, she may puke, cum, and love you
by Chelap's Dick February 09, 2010
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Dirty Donny

When you cheat on your wife right after she gave birth to your child.
Trump did the Dirty Donny with a porn star while Melania was home with their baby.
by Merry Garcia February 10, 2018
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