A dirty wizard is when a male is having anal sex with a male or female, pulls his dick out, and right after he cums, disappears.
He told me would love me long time if I let him pound my ass, but he pulled a dirty wizard and I haven't heard from him since.
by Dinosaurasauraus January 26, 2011
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Get the dirty d mug.The real dirty sanchez is when after lovingly cuming in your girl's ass you insert your finger in her pooper and remove cum mix with poop and place it carefully on the upper lip of your loved 1 looking like a well drawn mexican mustache, also known as a "DIRTY PIER" in europe for the resemblance to a french mustache "Pier" and cause they stink, but; almost always welcome when is tastily done.
by ferjll November 9, 2007
Get the Dirty Sanchez mug.Hammering a girl in the ass who is not your girlfriend, then returning home and coercing your girlfriend into sucking your unwashed penis.
by Butter B. Bean May 2, 2003
Get the Dirty Bird mug.this is a sexual pleasure in which a man inserts the index finger of either hand into the butt hole of a woman. Once the finger is inserted, the man then bends his finger into a hook or (7). Once this is accomplished, the man then rotates the 7 back in forth pleasing the woman. Once she has been pleased to her fulled ie orgasm, the man then removes his finger without breaking the seven. After the finger is securely out of the butt, the man then stamps the 7 on the forehead of the woman, letting her know what just occurred.
by Chelap's Dick February 8, 2010
Get the dirty 7 mug.A classic bar shot. You will need the following ingredients:
-1 dozen donut holes, glazed
-whisky, at least 100 proof
-lighter
-girl you are trying to impress
Shove as many donut holes into your mouth as will fit. Take the whisky and drizzle it into your mouth until the donut holes are thoroughly saturated. Using the lighter, light the donut whisky pile on fire. While facing the girl of your dreams, hold the concoction in your mouth, letting the melting glaze runs down the back of your throat. Finally, eject the flaming mess towards the girl while exclaiming, "How do you like my hot holes!?!"
-1 dozen donut holes, glazed
-whisky, at least 100 proof
-lighter
-girl you are trying to impress
Shove as many donut holes into your mouth as will fit. Take the whisky and drizzle it into your mouth until the donut holes are thoroughly saturated. Using the lighter, light the donut whisky pile on fire. While facing the girl of your dreams, hold the concoction in your mouth, letting the melting glaze runs down the back of your throat. Finally, eject the flaming mess towards the girl while exclaiming, "How do you like my hot holes!?!"
by Nikisgreat March 21, 2016
Get the Dirty Kathleen mug.When taking a girl from behind, just as you get to the vingar stroke, shout your ex girlfriend's name and see how long you can hang on for!
by bolt451 November 17, 2009
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