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Big Dirty

An enormous and/or monstrous poopie that is taken in the morning after a long days digestion.

To best encourage a successful Big Dirty one must recite "Big Dirty" multiple times. How loud one can say "Big Dirty" is up to the speakers discretion. This repetition can also be used to invite others to perform a successful Big Dirty.

Reciting "Big Dirty" can also be used to set an uncomfortable tone in any crowded restroom, public or private.
Stall 1: "Big Dirty, Big Dirty, Big Dirty"

Stall 2: Inhabitant leaves the restroom due to uncomfortable atmosphere.
by The Big Dirtier November 16, 2010
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dirty d

Pootie Tang: Dirty D, you a baddy daddy lammie tai tebby chai!

I'm Dirty D dammit!
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Dirty Sanchez

The real dirty sanchez is when after lovingly cuming in your girl's ass you insert your finger in her pooper and remove cum mix with poop and place it carefully on the upper lip of your loved 1 looking like a well drawn mexican mustache, also known as a "DIRTY PIER" in europe for the resemblance to a french mustache "Pier" and cause they stink, but; almost always welcome when is tastily done.
My girlfriend loves dirty sanchez, but my wife not so much!!
by ferjll November 9, 2007
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Dirty Bird

Hammering a girl in the ass who is not your girlfriend, then returning home and coercing your girlfriend into sucking your unwashed penis.
My woman done pissed me off so I issued her a dirty bird using her grandmother's ass.
by Butter B. Bean May 2, 2003
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dirty 7

this is a sexual pleasure in which a man inserts the index finger of either hand into the butt hole of a woman. Once the finger is inserted, the man then bends his finger into a hook or (7). Once this is accomplished, the man then rotates the 7 back in forth pleasing the woman. Once she has been pleased to her fulled ie orgasm, the man then removes his finger without breaking the seven. After the finger is securely out of the butt, the man then stamps the 7 on the forehead of the woman, letting her know what just occurred.
try the dirty 7, if you twist hard enough, she may puke, cum, and love you
by Chelap's Dick February 8, 2010
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Dirty Dana

The gross act of rather disgusting and very obvious fornication in a public place.
Usually oral sex
i.e. A park, baseball field, or mall
Guy #1 "dude i was out with this chick yesterday and we totally had a dirty dana"

Guy #2 "aww man that's so gross! Where'd you do it?"

Guy #1 "at this small little public park. We're gonna call it fornication park now."
by waterpolokid May 27, 2013
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Dirty Carlos

When taking a girl from behind, just as you get to the vingar stroke, shout your ex girlfriend's name and see how long you can hang on for!
I give the missus the Dirty Carlos last night, Mental
by bolt451 November 17, 2009
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