shit chicken

Another name for a sea gull.

"Don't let that shit chicken poop on your head!"

by Georgia18 July 17, 2009

shit story

Shit story is the phrase you used to to describe and express frustration over an unforunate set of events where everything went wrong. Its most notable use was by Tom Hanks in the movie The Burbs after snapping his credit card in half while trying to unlock the door to his neighbor's house with it.

After bob's car hit into the tree, making him late for his job interview, he walked to the nearest gas station only to find that they were closed and said "That's a shit story."

by desolator911 September 27, 2009

Shit Crackers

Crackers that are stale or have been made soggy in any way. Usually eaten with Cheese Piss.

Ol' Greg really loves those Shit Crackers with some Bailey's to dip 'em in. What a Shitgoose he is...

by Jimmy Sway March 31, 2010

Shit wand

The brush used to wipe clean the shit skid marks off the inside bowls of toilets. Often used in European toilets which do not have inclined bowls, and thus, the shit skids as it is being washed down.

Dude 1: Yeah I just took a big ol'poo and there are skidmarks all over the toilet
Dude 2: You best be usin' that shit wand to clean that shit up.
Dude 3: Sausage

by The Duchess of Rudder February 28, 2010

Shit where

When someone is doing absolutely nothing with their life, and they aren't going to try to better themselves.

High School has been over for five years now; it looks like alot of people are absolutely shit where

by GWARFUYO March 18, 2010

shit-tacular

said when you are being sarcastic like take hannah montanna for example that's fucking so shit-tacular that fuckin im at a loss for words
can also mean "shit fest"

14 year old girl says; "i want to go see hannah montanna the movie!!"
you say; " shit-tacular whos driving you?"

by kool_kat ate me May 22, 2009

shit and run

The act of poopin on the floor of a gas station with someone waiting outside to go (that you dont know) and when the walk in and see the shit you run.

"dude we just did a shit and run at the gas station the guy goes what the fuck?! it was so funny"

by Mock 3 December 23, 2009