Ur Mom

Teacher: Gracy, care to tell the class what we are doing for homework tonight?
Gracy: We're doing ur mom

Leo: Hey!
Grace: Ur mom

by Devil_Gal630 March 13, 2022

Ur Mom in bed

Ur mum and me last night in bed.............

"have you met my mom john"
"yeah"
when"
"when Ur Mom in bed"

by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022

Your mom

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers

Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny

by Theredjoker January 24, 2022

Mom in the Prom

When you get dropped off at prom but then, your mom's favorite song comes on, she gets all the attention, and then the next day everyone talks about how cool you're mom is.

Me: "There goes my mom dancing again."
Friend: "What? She's so cool!"
Me: "Yeah, cool for a Mom in the Prom."

by thatbtsbitch January 15, 2019

Ur mom

Ur mom

I fucked ur mom last week

by Married to jaiden October 10, 2021

Ur mom

Someone that you fuck on the daily(preferably anyone's mom)

I did Ur mom last night.

by Erickbeugly October 6, 2021

Your mom

Got em

Your mom is gay

by A GHuijdwi0h9un53riw0efb August 30, 2022