Roses are red

Roses are red
violets are blue
Your mom is fat
And so are you
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Red Bowser'd

Verb: To witness your beginning and swift end through the eyes of the red hungering Demon.
"Yo I got full Red Bowser'd by Victor"
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Red Bowser'd

Verb: To witness your beginning and swift end through the eyes of the red hungering demon.
Yo I got Red Bowser'd by Victor
by bicycle25 February 05, 2020
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the red nation

Another way of saying a woman’s (or man’s) period/menstral cycle.
Oh great the red nation has attacked-!”
by Marky Mark and the Funk Bunchy January 03, 2018
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Red hot ridgey

A sketchy move where toys opens the ridgey (the worker only door on a train) to run a muck and hang out the side of it, in a red hot scenario
Martin: Yoo did you see gurt pop that red hot ridgey
Mister Blister: Yeah he popped the fuck out of that shit
by fuckretard8 June 14, 2025
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Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.
Hey bro! I just finished making my delicious Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?
by Potato Salad 123 April 03, 2025
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Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.
Hey bro! I just finished making our favorite Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?
by Potato Salad 123 April 03, 2025
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