by Ayeleeeks October 9, 2024
Get the em eye see kay ee why em oh you ess eemug. Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
Get the Eyes bigger than my assholemug. 
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 15, 2024
Get the eye of the tigermug. When you are having sex with a girl from behind and you remove your dick from the pink 'hammersmith and city line' and you aim for the brown 'bakerloo line', the girl will often give you a glaring look with over her left or right shoulder with one eye. This action replicates a free swimming cod when being chased by prey, they too will glance back with one eye open hence called 'the cod eye'.
"Look at that dusty slut over there, i bet you she likes a good cod eye!"
"That 2 bit crack whore i picked up last Friday night gave me an awesome cod eye!"
"I look forward to seeing the cod eye from my wife tonight, she hasn't given it to me in ages"
"That 2 bit crack whore i picked up last Friday night gave me an awesome cod eye!"
"I look forward to seeing the cod eye from my wife tonight, she hasn't given it to me in ages"
by blacksheepboy December 10, 2013
Get the cod eyemug. 
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im gonna cut you in 1/5's why cause you have 5 eyes
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by chargingvindiction4 October 8, 2022
Get the 5 eyesmug.