Cat's Uncle

A lazy person (slacker), who is laid back by nature, and unreliable in general.

Would you hire Bob to clean your gutters for you? Probably not, he can be a bit of a Cat's Uncle sometimes.
Dude my mom's new boyfriend is a real Cat's Uncle, I mean he doesn't do anything!

by Chevy Cruz February 1, 2024

Ass Cat

When you put cream cheese in your ass, let it get moldy, so it grows hair like a Cat, an Ass Cat. 🐈

Yo she hit me with the ass cat and my rod was a rock. .

by Man_ Hattan February 3, 2024

Cat

A furry lump the makes the sound of a furnace when happy. Highly contagious with cuteness. BEWARE.

For example- come her kitty cat! Omg you’re a happy furnace huh!

by Kittenchild February 8, 2024

Cats Are Liquid

1. A phrase used for a joking matter. Usually shown with a drawing or photograph with a cat that looks like its made of liquid. Photos may include a cat in a cup, bottle, or bowl. Photos may also include cats in positions that makes them look like liquid. May also include a cat being compared from being picked up by a dog.

2. Underrated games made by Last Quarter Studios. Both games are platformer games (which is cool). The two games are A Light In The Shadows, and A Better Place. ABP has 4 cats, Lumi, Green Cat, Red Cat, and Red cat. ALITS has 1 cat, Lumi. You can find it on Steam for $2, or on google play for free but with adds. The lore in these games are amazing.

Person 1: "Yo look at my cat!"
Person 2: "Is your cat made from liquid? Because he looks like it!"

Person 1: "You should play Cats Are Liquid! It's a really cool game!"
Person 2: "Okay! I'll check it out today!"

by dryspace April 3, 2023

my cat snowball

When somebody refers to their cat, of whom is named Snowball.

Thomas: My cat Fluffy is very fluffy and he scratches everything.
Max: My cat Snowball is calm and likes breaking into my room because he found out how to open the door and he just sits there and cuddles me.
Thomas: Cool.

by Stickboi__ April 4, 2023

catting

Dipping out on someone that you had made plans with

Friend 1: Hey are you still going to the party with me tonight?
Friend 2: Ah shit sorry i’m catting off on you

by Xoxothatbish April 6, 2023

Golden Cat

A Person with the ‚Golden Cat’ personality may carry the appearance and aesthetics of a golden retriever, but they are more like a black cat. They rather gravitate towards ghibli, or other lighter aesthetics, but when it comes to personality, they actually prefer solitude and choose their companions wisely. While ‚Golden Cats‘ may give off an innocent appearance, they are quick to protect those closest to them. Once someone has become special to them, they usually stay in their life for good. For those fortunate enough to be in their circle, they give them great comfort and a safe space.

Person A: I think I‘m something in between ‚Golden Retriever‘ and ‚Black Cat‘ but I also think I tend to be more of an ‚Black Cat‘ person, I just can‘t decide.
Person B: I guess you‘re a ‚Golden Cat‘ then, it‘s both mixed but your personality tends to be more off an‚Black Cat‘.

by Felixead April 7, 2023