Cat

Hairy stalkers that creep around and have very slowwww matabilisum, they claw your feet when you get out of bed and love you when you have food and reject your sleeping for you to get up and nothing being wrong periotttttt

You:wow today was so much work I think it’s time to sleep

cat: it’s my time *dun dun dun dun dun dun dun* look and open spot *pushes thick self under small bed*

you: *walks to bed takes socks off and hears something under bed lays on the floor and looks under bed* weir-
Cat: hiyaaaaaaaaaaaa * cat scratches face much strength much muscle under flabby fat

You- ahhhhhhhhh
Cat - that’s what you get for not remembering my temtation mixups at the grocery store

by Ebolafingertoes November 2, 2019

Fat cat

A living thing that poops in a box and is chubby. DONT MESS AROUND WITH A Fat cat

Person 1:what’s your cats name?
Person 2: you mean my FAT CAT GET IT RIGHT OK.

10 seconds later
Person 2: WHAT THE HELL DUDE GET. IT. RIGHT!!!!!!
Person 1: ok ok, sorry

by XxstrangerxX November 3, 2019

Jesus cat

extremely thicc cat, loves booty rubs can open drawers cabinets and doors, has an owner named heaven and can pray to them and they will answer your prayer.

DAMN THAT CATS A THICC BOIII

damn your right must be a Jesus cat

by JESUS.THE.CAT.LOVES.ME123 November 4, 2019

Cat fever

Wanting a cat so bad

Just like in (baby fever)

I’m in pain. My cat fever is hitting hard

by Honest and straight forward November 9, 2020

cat

pp suck 2

cat is here

by pp suck2 November 10, 2020

mat cat

being or having a mat as a cat or a cat as a mat

how much is that mat cat

by big Zebop November 12, 2020

KETCHUP CAT

A creature so vile they will defile hashbrowns by loading a mountain of ketchup on them. This is typical of the domesticated game playing Cat of USA.

He liked ketchup everything. Ketchup smeared on his hash browns, bananas and body. He was a Ketchup Cat.

by CivilWarForAll November 14, 2020