The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.

Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!

by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025

cum

home is where the heart is
heart is where the cum is
home is where the cum is

it’s stored in the brain btw

#recover4cum besties

by edtwtuser February 17, 2021

Cum guzzler

A person who swallows a large amount of semen. Also used as a derogatory reference for someone considered a slut, tramp, whore, etc…you get the picture.

That fucking cum guzzler tried to get with my man! She’s such a fucking disease infested whore!!!

by Momma’s girl June 20, 2022

cum wipers

Fake eyelashes (falsies) that are extra long and aid in keeping a cumshot from getting in the eyes.

Did you see guys see Greta’s new cum wipers??

by jman james July 19, 2024

Cum Slab

A frozen slab of cum that has been in the freezer for two days and the female that is horny takes it out and sucks on it like a popsickle.

Jessica finally took our cum slab out of her fridge and ate it because she was horny and we are out of town.

by Ihateniggers72 November 9, 2016

cum

you know what this is why yare you looking

why why why why cum

by anonymous March 1, 2023

cum pickle

when someone you are sexually attracted to makes you cum but you also find yourself pickle

"bro you make me cum pickle" "bro omg thats so hot:

by inoxske November 5, 2021