by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

by ItsTooLateForAPseudonym September 30, 2018

Having feelings for and / or a crush on someone who you are not yet close enough with to ask out - someone experiencing this syndrome will appear to have ‘heart eyes’ when said person enters a room, attempting to telepathically communicate with person
by cartoonsandcats February 11, 2019

by Beautiful-Lay June 14, 2024

When you stare down a potential mate as if you were reinforcing your role as the alpha to a k9 companion. Follow through and success requires you to persevere and remain eye contact, make the potential late look away first. If he/she looks back and smiles, go in to close the deal. If the target gives you a strange look, consider smiling next time.
by Douche Canoe 78 June 8, 2018

When you're getting head, before you nut, drizzle maple syrup on your dick so that when you nut (which you aim for her eye(s)), some combo of syrup and jizz makes opening her eyes a sticky situation.
This chick was blowing me, and I was about to cum I drizzled maple syrup on my dick and aimed high, blasting her in the eye... gave her the old Canadian Brown Eye.
by SomeFreakyDude August 11, 2011

by Thicker that 🤭 May 30, 2022
