dick tree

Being the biggest fucking complete jack ass ever.Being arrogant and cocky in an annoying fashion.

Josh Vella says that Matt Vella isn't home from school yet, therefore Matt Vella is a dick tree.

by Mike Reilly March 16, 2005

nigger dick

also known as BBC (Baby Black Cock) is a male sexual organ belonging to a nigger, a microscope is required to see it because the size is smaller than their nigger brain

rotten banana look like nigger dick

by #nigger #niggerdick #bbc March 21, 2020

broke dick

When an erection is bent too far and a blood vessel breaks in the penis causing a hematoma , pain , and loosing erection.

Playing torpedo the tuna boat in the hot tub gave me a broke dick.

by Cavedweller September 1, 2008

[dick lips]

One whose lips are always on a dick.

Check out that girl's dick lips.

or...

When doesn't that girl have dick lips?

by Kremilyeth McAnglerelchor January 25, 2009

Dick Hurt

when someone gets upset at a statement or act that was done to them.

That shirt does not look right on you. Don't get all dick hurt about it! Just change it!

by A cool person :) October 21, 2011

dick blush

Pronunciation \DEHCK-bluhsh\

noun

The effect of superior intercourse usually marked by a glowing rosy tint noticeable on the face of said female.

guy- yo what happened with whats her face the other day?
guy2- dont worry dude, i gave her the serious dick blush cuz

girl-how was your date with winston?
girl2- remarkable! he gave the serious dick blush?

Are you embarrassed right now? Or is it just that dick blush?

by bsdt April 24, 2011

dick fishing

During the act of male urination, when one wears more than one pair of pants (jeans, pajama's, and briefs). The swimming motion the persons hand makes going via their zippers/fly's to find their penis.

Person 1: "Are you playing with yourself?"

Person 2:"NO! I'm dick fishing."

by SnookiezInc June 21, 2009