national molly smells like a shart day

this is a day where you can tell any female named molly that she smells like a shart, because she does.

“it’s national molly smells like a shart day. molly, you smell like a fucking shart. did you shart your pants?”

by silly baka keira October 29, 2021

National post a fake ass friend day

National post a fake ass friend day is where you post a friend who you know is fake, if participating you’re expected to post something on several social media platforms e.g. Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook and others.

“Hey it’s national post a fake ass friend day”
“Oh, I better post Ella then”

by 000000000500000000 November 8, 2021

National kiss/hug your crush month

On December there you have to kiss or hug your crush.

Girl 1:”hey im gonna go hug my crush”
Girl 2:”why?”
Girl 1:”because it’s National kiss/hug your crush month

by Adorable mushroom December 15, 2019

National Throw Average Height People Day

in response to both national throw short people day, and national throw tall people day, this is a day where you can throw people 5'5" to 5'9", NO CONSENT NEEDED. (on Oct. 23)

Person 1: Guess what, my friend who is 5'6"?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It's National Throw Average Height People Day!
Person 2: OH GOD!

by xX_GameCrafter_69_Xx March 15, 2022

National Bobert day Definition [Without typos.]

Bobert is a plastic doll we pray to every year on August eighth

We start at 12 PM and say our prayer about Bobert and our favorite thing about Bobert.

Here are some instructions on how to be a Boberter.
Step 1 - Join the Bobert Cult Discord Server (Definetly not an Advertisment.)
Type the start of a Discord invite and change the end to, XEDAnrqDrT
Step 2 - Talk to his mother, politely.
Step 3 - Prove your love for our God, Bobert.
Step 4 - Get bob-pings role to be updated on what's happening.
Then you are now an official Boberter.

| Person 1: What happens at August 8? Why are you so hyped about it?
| Boberter: National Bobert day! He's very adorable.
That is what National Bobert day Definition Without typos. is like.

-Aaliyah

by ali/aki !! September 28, 2022

National Take a Picture/Video of Matthew Day

This day proceeded to happen 5-7 times a week. On this date get out your cameras and phones and take videos and pictures of your local Matthew

Pop out your phone it’s “national take a picture/video of Matthew day”

by DictionaryShit April 8, 2019

National Curb stomp Ollie in the Nuts Day

On September 16 you are legally required to curb stomp ollie in the nuts or face up to 5 years in federal prison

Uh oh its national curb stomp ollie in the nuts day you know what that means

by danielmcael October 11, 2021