wtf gay little monkey is when someone is just straight up being retarded and you dont know how to respond so you say wtf gay little monkey
by hi im dumb May 25, 2021
by Leo B. August 23, 2006
little brown fuck monkey A term used by americans living in central america to describe permiscuis latin women
i seen the hottest little brown fuck monkey at the bar last night so i took her home poked her in the brown eye and then gave her a dirty sanchez before the money shot
by durnkin monkey September 16, 2006
by Way More Awesomer March 09, 2008
Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.
Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!
Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!
by Rawhyde & Bubba May 31, 2007
A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.
"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."
"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."
"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."
by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008
Often confused in the wild to be the leader over an individual(s) of limited intellect and skills within an organization that can only mine or move data around from one place to another. But in fact, the Chief Data Monkey is a new species that has command of massive amounts of data that can be turned into information and insights for individuals to make better decisions. Organizations are sprouting up around "Big Data" and calling on these individuals to help make sense of the data both big and small that have impact on markets, science and governments. The challenge for governments and large enterprises becomes who should own big data initiatives that cross over entire departments and organizations. Therefore, the rise of the Chief Data Monkey becomes a natural evolution to ensure continued growth and prosperity and elevates the role of the once belittled data monkey.
by Chief Data Monkey July 07, 2013