I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo

Just a word/phrase I always use when it is super hot. its like when oprahs on a food hiatus she sweats it out

Hey! Yo man it's hot up in here. I know dawg "I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo"!

by LOUWEEPSC05-06 September 8, 2016

wrapped up like a pish hoose spicket

A person who wears many layers of clothes.

Look at her..."wrapped up like a pish hoose spicket"

by Big Mairtin November 8, 2021

your hands don’t move like mine

what you say when a bitch is tryna fight and thinks she can win

“you wanna go becky”
“oh please bitch. your hands don’t move like mine.”

by hannnnnaaahhhhhhh February 4, 2019

this is like that time Jesus threw a football in Nam

Another term for "very epic" or "an iconic moment"

Paul: "Woah did you see Jake's touchdown that won that game?"
Sam: "Yeah, this is like that time Jesus threw a football in Nam"

by Emo Cheesecake March 28, 2023

Suck my dick like a Capri-sun

To suck a dick down fast as if it was a capri-sun(a very popular drink)

Someone: fuck you

Me: suck my dick like a capri-sun

by Acko Morales March 11, 2021

Sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle

Something poppin, vivacious, or popular. Widely enjoyed.

1) Have you heard Gambino's new album?
2) No I havent.
3) You should, that shit sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle.

by superman7489 January 22, 2015

looking like five miles of bad road

Southern expression meaning someone or something looks severely disheveled, exhausted or sloppy, like an old road in desperate need of repaving.

She woke up the morning after the party looking like five miles of bad road

by amarialin September 23, 2022